THAT mini-heart attack

48 Comments

  1. woo hoo

    February 27, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    First! Also what mini heart attack???

    • Tom

      February 27, 2012 at 3:40 pm

      The mini heart attack experienced by most console gamers when their £300 PlayStation 3 is teetering on the edge of a shelf, ready to crash to the ground if you move another inch.

      • Greginator

        February 27, 2012 at 3:44 pm

        I had a mini heart attack when I saw that, and the ps3 isn’t even mine. The chair wasn’t even moving. Oh man. OP must’ve died.

        • Yaxley

          February 27, 2012 at 3:50 pm

          I almost had mini heart attack, but it turns out it was only a PS3.

          False alarm, people. False alarm.

          • Mike Hawk

            February 27, 2012 at 4:53 pm

            Zing! 360 is far superior, when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and sit the fuck down facing your xbox for badass gaming.

          • Nafarious

            February 27, 2012 at 6:46 pm

            OH wait its not a PC either. I guess your not a true gamer so its not that big of a deal :/

          • Rplee01

            February 27, 2012 at 10:19 pm

            Why is it always the XBOX fanatics that are always talking shit about PS3? If you don’t like it, don’t play it. It’s that simple.

        • alex

          February 27, 2012 at 6:44 pm

          me to

      • Kildigs

        February 27, 2012 at 6:27 pm

        Why is it only PS3s? My first impression was a larger laptop. lol Could be anything with a cord.

    • Anonymous

      February 27, 2012 at 5:16 pm

      Fuck Sony.

      • David

        February 27, 2012 at 6:28 pm

        Indeed.

      • jesse

        February 27, 2012 at 9:55 pm

        fuck you

    • Fairenough

      February 27, 2012 at 7:03 pm

      Wireless controllers… Y U NO USE? Honestly though you think the manufacturers would have learned something from Microsoft with the original XBOX and the break point designed to avoid these clumsy situations. Also who stretches cables across chairs, just a bad idea in and of itself.

      • Dan the Man

        February 27, 2012 at 7:43 pm

        I own a 360 but I know numerous people with PS3s. My first reaction to this is: Are you retarded? PS3 has wireless controllers buddy they just charge when they are plugged into the console

      • Anonymouse

        February 27, 2012 at 8:30 pm

        PS3 does have wireless controllers? He must’ve been charging it or had something else plugged into it…

      • You Are A Dipshit

        February 27, 2012 at 8:59 pm

        1) He probably does use a wireless remote, but was charging it
        2) The original XBOX controllers weren’t wireless and
        3) Why the hell would he stretch the cable across the chair? People are allowed to make mistakes you dumb shit

      • Ross

        February 27, 2012 at 10:02 pm

        *facepalm*
        The ps3 uses wireless controllers. Why assume we have a cabled controller plugged in, in the first place? What about keyboards, headsets, charging cables, etc. If you have ever been on an office chair and have a headset plugged in, the cable droops all around you. It’s not unlikely to get wrapped around the base once, or even have the cable run over.

    • OBCENEIKON

      February 27, 2012 at 8:31 pm

      People still get excited about first post?

    • Declan

      February 27, 2012 at 10:06 pm

      What’s it like being retarded?

  2. Eria

    February 27, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    The mini heart attack when you almost drop your shit, you blind idiot. Stop doing the “FIRST” BS and contribute something worthwhile, you horse’s ass.

    • Eria

      February 27, 2012 at 3:57 pm

      Also. Fifth!

    • tuba_man

      February 27, 2012 at 3:58 pm

      I think you might have forgotten to hit ‘reply’ there. FWIW, ditto.

    • Anonymous

      February 27, 2012 at 4:05 pm

      Jeez, calm yo’ tits.

    • gigitrix

      February 27, 2012 at 4:47 pm

      Hear hear!

    • Spidey

      February 27, 2012 at 10:02 pm

      Yeah! Because we all contribute something worthwhile on the internet! All of us!

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  4. blee

    February 27, 2012 at 4:06 pm

    omfg.. make it stop.. gah

  5. Caddy

    February 27, 2012 at 4:09 pm

    isnt this why we have wireless controllers?

    • Brenden

      February 27, 2012 at 5:13 pm

      ps3 controllers are….

    • BOB

      February 27, 2012 at 9:02 pm

      PS3 controllers are wireless, he was prbably charging

    • Ross

      February 27, 2012 at 10:00 pm

      Why assume we have a cabled controller plugged in? What about keyboards, headsets, charging cables, etc.

  6. Gan

    February 27, 2012 at 4:13 pm

    Last time that happened to me I had a N64, so there was no risk of it breaking by falling – it was pretty indestructible compared to todays crappy consoles!

    • anonymous

      February 27, 2012 at 5:57 pm

      my n64 fell of a desk and broke when i was a kid. it’s possible. the desk was only about 3 feet tall, too.

  7. dsaasdffsdfad

    February 27, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!first

    • ಠ_ರೃ

      February 27, 2012 at 4:57 pm

      Dumbshit.

  8. derp

    February 27, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    gay

  9. Brad

    February 27, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    Yes. But now im smarter then that.

  10. Lobos

    February 27, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    i would of died if it would of fallen

  11. Tuesday

    February 27, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    This is something REAL gamers don’t have to worry about, because we don’t wrap the mouse and keyboard around our chairs.

    • Lovette

      February 27, 2012 at 7:20 pm

      Elitists are funny.

    • Derp

      February 27, 2012 at 9:21 pm

      I’m glad we have someone who can judge what is a real gamer and what isn’t. >_>

  12. Renee

    February 27, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    OMG! My butthole just sealed up. My heart leap to my throat and I do believe I screamed

  13. Drew

    February 27, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    Has anyone considered that it may not be a controller? Possibly some other gaming periphrial?

  14. dp

    February 27, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    could of dropped it anyways and it would be fine. unlike any xbox…fuck xbox sucks

  15. BOB

    February 27, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    You want a mini heart-attack? I almost had a head-on collision on my way home today

    • Tuesday

      February 28, 2012 at 12:38 am

      near head-on collision and your only having a mini-heart attack? balls.of.steal

  16. ian

    February 27, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    0 fucks where given…
    i have a XBOX 360

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